You derailed the train!”

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water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"



you tell me

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My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.

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Abbas Kiarostami, 1990s

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The boys are back in town.

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